cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via ghost-anus)

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rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:






The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.



The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.


My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

(Source: theamericankid, via thefuuuucomics)

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#walmart knows what’s up. They should just require everyone to take this as soon as they walk in the store… decrease the surplus population!

#walmart knows what’s up. They should just require everyone to take this as soon as they walk in the store… decrease the surplus population!

Wait, what? Why? #murica #pretoastedtoast #buyagoddamntoasterasshole

Wait, what? Why? #murica #pretoastedtoast #buyagoddamntoasterasshole

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  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

210782 Notes

Exactly

Exactly

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66253 Notes

I want to BE this cat.

I want to BE this cat.

(Source: cute-overload, via thefuuuucomics)

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